“Tell us where the talking llama is, and we’ll burn your house to the ground.”
“Um… shouldn’t that be ‘or’?”
sigh “Tell us where the talking llama is, OR we’ll burn your house to the ground.”
“Well, which is it? That seems to be a pretty crucial conjunction.”
Use your words, Jerry.
Can I say the cursed word now?
Please exercise caution.
I’m a soldier in the war on accidental injury.
Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky?
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
Oh, please, for goodness’ sake, narrate me down from here!
Can’t you see I’m holding the story snake?
Once Upon A Time…
Long ago, somewhere deep in the jungle…
Long ago, in the faraway land of Ancient Greece, there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes. The greatest and strongest of all these heroes was Hercules. But what is the measure of a true hero? Now THAT is what our story is–
Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you’ll never believe this, but that llama you’re looking at was once a human being. And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor. A rich, powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah! This is his story. Well, actually, my story. That’s right… I’m that llama. The name is Kuzco… Emperor Kuzco. I was the world’s nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason. Oh, is that hard to believe? Look, I’ll tell you what. You go back a ways, you know, before I was a llama, and this will all make sense.
Don’t flatter yourself!
I wanna be extraordinary.
Hey, there! Hi, there! Ho, there! You’re as welcome as can be!
Welcome to your doom.
Born and bred in the briar patch.
Check out my pumpkin!
Aw, I’d do anything for you, pumpkin pants! After we dismantle this thing, I don’t know what I’m gonna do with myself. I’ve got no experience being a good guy.