Speak to me only in Science Fiction

Continue with the operation; you may fire when ready.

“Nice climate you have here. High oxygen content.”

“I seldom use it myself, sir. It promotes rust.”

And I was standing over there, rusting for the longest time.

If the primates we descended from knew that bureaucrats would be part of the species they would have written off the whole evolution thing as a bad idea and stayed in the trees.

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

Why does anybody want to go anywhere? Why did the bear go round the mountain? To see what he could see! I’ve never seen the Rings. That’s reason enough to go anywhere. The race has been doing it for all time. The dull ones stay home–and the bright ones stir around and try to see what trouble they can dig up.

I’m only a head, and you’re whatever you are. Together we’re strong. More powerful than any of them.

Perhaps I’ll cure Frank and every other alcoholic if I can solve the mystery of Donovan’s Brain. I think it’s a matter of chemistry how the brain thinks. The problem is to find out what chemical combinations are responsible for success… failure… happiness… misery.

You and me got chemistry that would make Dow ashamed.

Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.

I vote for outer space. No way these are local boys.

Don’t they have a home to go to?

E.T. phone home.

“I want you to think of yourself as a non-communications officer.”

Quiet, all of you!

All you zombies …

His death was a rotten piece of luck. But he is dead. Let him rest in peace.

I guess we can’t punish Victor for bringing Sparky back from the dead.

The same thing we do every night, Pinky–try to take over the world!

Don’t talk to me about importance! Because of you, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!