My mother always told me that violence doesn’t solve anything.
We act normal, mom! I want to be normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he’s not even toilet trained!
It’s a … transcendental act. Making life… ‘By this act, I bring one death into the world.’ One birth, one death, and all the pain and acts of will between… Our children change us … whether they live or not.
Yeah, right. How are you supposed to know? Fucking men like you built the hydrogen bomb. Men like you thought it up. You think you’re so creative. You don’t know what it’s like to really create something; to create a life; to feel it growing inside you. All you know how to create is death and destruction…
Let me shake hands with the man who would be Mom.
“Aren’t you going to invite me into your home?”
“No. I am not.”
By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged!
If he can wield the Hammer, he can keep the Stone.
Only he who is worthy may lift Mjolnir.
Did you free Excalibur from the stone?
Yes. No, I didn’t. Arthur did.
You freed it, Arthur?
I did, Father. I beg your forgiveness.
You must put it back.
Put…the candle…back.
What is that watermelon doing there?
Miles’s plan to slip seeds into his pocket to smuggle home was thwarted by the fruit being seedless.
Next time we smuggle stock, let’s make it somethin’ smaller.
Next time you get an idea, keep it to yourself, will you?
Right, but it’s not your idea. The dreamer can always remember the genesis of the idea. True inspiration is impossible to fake.
Don’t be skeered, it’s only a holy-gram.
Help me, Obi-wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.
Hope clouds observation.
All right, but you’re so damned ugly.