Speak to me only in Science Fiction

Playing dumb, Masterbuilder?

Look around – all this I built. Up to my armpits in blood and shit. Where there was desert, now there’s a town. Where there was robbery, there’s trade. Where there was despair, now there’s hope. It’s civilization, and I’ll do anything to protect it.

Well, first of all, your bank isn’t being robbed, it’s being occupied. Secondly, it isn’t your bank. It belongs to the town.

What I’d like to know is how you rob a bank without opening any doors.

Police business!

Everything will be all right. You are in my hands. I am here to protect you. You have nowhere to go. You have nowhere to go.

Why are you spending so much time trying to protect her?

I’m sorry, uh, maths was never my strong subject. How much time is that?

Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human.

Let me put it this way, Mr. Amor. The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply…
You now have 15 seconds to comply. You are in direct violation of Penal Code 1.13, Section 9…
You have 5 seconds to comply… 4… 3… 2… 1…
I am now authorized to use physical force…

Mr. Marks, by mandate of the District of Columbia Precrime Division, I’m placing you under arrest for the future murder of Sarah Marks and Donald Dubin that was to take place today, April 22 at 0800 hours and four minutes.

Justice, Elijah, is that which exists when all the laws are enforced.

It’s a lie! The evidence has been falsified! It’s impossible! I never broke the law, I AM THE LAW!

Just imagine what would happen to you if the healing stopped functioning!

I am functioning within established parameters.

As the great Andrew Martin once said “One is glad to be of service”.

How else may I be of service?

Cherry, I want you to get me a Pepsi.

It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.