It was a toy; Scott sensed that, with the unerring instinct of a child.
Hey! This is not your toy to play with every time I turn around!
Make love? But no one’s done that for hundreds of centuries!
Yes, she knows its a multi-pass. Anyway, we’re in love.
I only have logic and emotion circuits. No room for craziness.
Dear me. What are these things coming out of her nose?
Congratulations, Reg. It’s a… squid.
“You’ve done it!” he crowed, doing a fast little run-in-place and pumping his fists up and down.
Don’t get cocky, kid.
Whatever happened to “we rape, we pillage”?
Pillage, then burn!
Come on now, madam. We’re going to burn the house.
The fool, the meddling idiot! As though his ape’s brain could contain the secrets of the Krell!
I’ve gotten 2,415 times smarter since then.
The result is, we live in peace, without arms or armies, secure in the knowledge that we are free from aggression and war.
Liberals! Intellectuals! Peacemongers! IDIOTS!
The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.
That’s right, Mr. Peabody!
(Quiet, you!)
Who’ll Rotect me?
Who makes the roads roll?