Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!
Oh, I’d pay money to see that!
Don’t tell me you don’t use money in the 23rd Century.
I’ve sent you each 300 buckaroos in the form of a Tricky Dick Fun Bill! Knock yourselves out!
Which one of us passed out first?
Oh, for crying out loud, haven’t you read the papers?
Do you read Latin?
You’re curious, aren’t ya? Good, I like that about you.
I must say, Dr. Hill, I’m VERY disappointed in you. You steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with a bubble-headed coed. You’re not even a second-rate scientist!
Even in a time of intergalactic crisis, people still want to roll them bones.
Who’s going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.
Better buy a telescope. Wanna see me? Buy a telescope. Gonna be in space.
I’m afraid you’re too late, son. NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.
Take your stinkin’ paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know rabbit turds from Rice Krispies.
Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!
An intelligent carrot. The mind boggles.
Then I shall appoint you my executive office in charge of radishes.
Well, I told you I hadn’t quite got it right, 'cause it goes a little funny when it gets to the dessert. It’s the Blueberry Pie that does it. I’m terribly sorry!
Son of a bitch. I haven’t eaten like this in years.