I knew I was good. But I didn’t know I was that good.
[sneezes] … Sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit.
What is this ugly red thing that made me break out in hives?
The Martians had no resistance to the bacteria in our atmosphere to which we have long since become immune. Once they had breathed our air, germs, which no longer affect us, began to kill them. The end came swiftly. All over the world, their machines began to stop and fall. After all that men could do had failed, the Martians were destroyed and humanity was saved by the littlest things, which God, in His wisdom, had put upon this Earth.
Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.
Our destiny is in the stars, so let us go and search for it.
Space: the final frontier. These are the continuing voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life forms and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
I’d like to know what a place is like when I’m not there. I’d like to be sure.
A scientist’s job is to ask questions.
[reading his TV script] Your colon: what does it look like?
We decided to make it female so it would be more docile and controllable.
Uh-uh, Princess. We’re having you fixed. You’re gonna be respectful, compliant, and appreciative – the way a woman should be!
I’m suing you for malpractice, negligence, you name it!
A medical kit? Ooh…it’s surprising what you can do with a few chemicals and a little ingenuity.
Only a fool argues with his Doctor.
Only a fool fights in a burning house.
Come on now, madam. We’re going to burn the house.
We’re going to hit them in the payroll.
They knew exactly where to hit us.
Revenge is a very human emotion.