Speak to me only in Science Fiction

I want a shining tower of glass and steel,
A rubber jumpsuit and a freeze-dried meal,
The will to survive, the need to explore,
The love of adventure, who could ask for more?

I want to thank my Grandma for always being so good to me, and, and for helping save the world and everything.

His own courage had failed when the Commodore had so far forgotten himself as to refer to the Vicereine’s grandmother as a Betan pimp.

Truly he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

He’s a hoopy frood! He knows where his towel is.

I am here with a message and a question. The message is from the Doctor, and the question is from me. Where is my wife?

Second star to the right and straight on till morning.

That deep and lovely dark. We’d never see the stars without it.

Stuff your eyes with wonder he said, live as if you’ll drop dead in ten seconds.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…

Please! My nerves.

Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.

Just call me the strange visitor from the heart of Dixie.

Whaddya do when you’re not hitchin’ rides?

There is an alien in the kitchen making bagels and coffee.

You’re Scottish–fry something!

I get the picture, Mr. Scott!

If you want a vision of the future, Winston, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever.

“Too much damned TV. Thinks he’s Sherlock Holmes.”
“That’s professor Moriarty,” corrected Foaly.
"Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.”

A boy who gets a C minus in Appreciation of Television can’t be all bad. How would you like to be an infantryman?