Speak to me only in Science Fiction

You’re waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away.

Standing in the hall
Of the great cathedral
Waiting for the transport to come
Starship 21ZNA9

“Normally, that would be a call I would rather die than disregard, but given our present situation…they are going to have to wait a little.”

“They are going to have to wait a lot.”

Back to the ole freezerinos.

I told you, he faked his own death and cryostasis!

My god, Vanessa’s got a fabulous body… I bet she shags like a minx… How do I let them know because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue? I hope I didn’t just say that all out loud just now.

The next step would have been cryofreeze.

It’s cold. I hate cold.

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

Never do yesterday what should be done tomorrow.

How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot! / The world forgetting, by the world forgot / Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / Each pray’r accepted, and each wish resign’d.

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to die.

There can never be a man so lost as one who is lost in the vast and intricate corridors of his own lonely mind, where none may reach and none may save.

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I don’t.

I can see that, you chicken-brained biological disaster!

Would you believe me if I told you there was something inside of that rock we found tonight? Something that could wipe out this whole town?

All reports confirm that the world is witnessing an unprecedented shower of meteorites. There is no record of a display such as this in recorded history. At observatories astronomers are noting this fantastic phenomenon, and are carefully calculating the effect on our solar system. The consensus of option is that the meteorites burn up from the intense heat before they reach the Earth.

I call it the “Wall of Weird.” It’s every strange,bizarre, and unexplained event that’s happened in Smallville since the meteor shower.

Well… the accelerator went active. We all felt like heroes and then… it all went wrong. A dimensional barrier ruptured unleashing unknown energies into our world. Anti-matter, dark energy, x-elements.

Great rents in the hull were blazes of light on the sunside and frosty blotches of stars on the darkside.