Speaking of condoms...

That actually sounds more like the hokey pokey.

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I wear 'em inside out. Why should she have ALL the fun?
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I tried that once during a fairly long experience of involuntary celebacy. It’s certainly one of the more interesting masturbatory variations I’ve discovered.

Don’t knock it.

Damn. I just bought a big box of those things on sale. Thought I’d try something different.

Would, um, any of you ladies like to help me get rid of these things?

::as everyone tongues the inside of their cheeks::

well I have no ribbed condoms…but in the interest of fighting ignorance, I stuck a rubber band on my tounge and after moving it inside my mouth I could feel the difference…take it as you will.

I have a big hunk of metal in my tongue. Yeah, there’s a difference. Never noticed one with ribbed condoms, though. Now I’m confuzzled.

Sorry, the “hoohoo” thing is an old reference back to the AOL days of the board.

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! That’s the first thing I did!!