Can someone explain the point of ribbed condoms? Is there a woman alive who can feel the difference?
Use an unlube’d one and you’ll feel it alright. Just say no.
I cant really tell with the ribbed, but yeah. The non-lubricated ones really do squeak. Ick.
Who was speaking of condoms?
That would be me, in the thread linked above.
Ah, but if we THINK you can, we’ll feel more virile.
And that, you probably will notice.
Or at least we’ll think so. No harm either way.
Geez, Opal, it says right on the package “Ribbed for HER pleasure”. Next you’ll be telling us that the french ticklers with 5" tassles and karate chop action are just a marketing ploy, too.
One amusing anecdote I have from a relationship I had a year ago was one from night we were in a bar, seeing a concert. I step into the men’s room to visit the Used Beer Department and notice a condom machine selling ribbed “for her pleasure” condoms.
As I go back out, I ask my girlfriend what they’re selling in the women’s bathroom. She checks for me, and sure enough, it’s chocolate-flavoured condoms.
I wear 'em inside out. Why should she have ALL the fun?
Well maybe I have a Vagomoly (Vaginal Anomoly) but inside there… I couldn’t tell the difference between a round dick or a square one, let alone some nuance of texture. The inside walls of MY hoohoo are almost the same as the insides of my cheeks, as far as amount and type of sensation.
You forgot Kung Fu Grip…The babes love that.
I thinnk that ribs just give a guy a wider penis.
I can’t help but wonder what the ribs are made of–extra latex rolls, perhaps? My wife thought they were just too lame to buy one, so I never got to find out.
OpalCat–I hate to ask how you found you couldn’t tell the difference between “round” and “square.” Did you, by any chance–nah, won’t ask. Hmmm…by the same token, you probably wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between “cut” and “uncut.” JDT should be informed.
Your “hoohoo?” Geez, everyone knows to call 'em “your naughty bits.”
Then again, just think how many more books would have been sold had it been entitled “Horton Hears a HooHoo.”
No, no, no, plnnr, it should be an introductory sex education book entitled “Horton, here’s a hoohoo”.
Page 1 - Introduction
What has lips but doesn’t pout?
What’s smooth inside but furry out?
What makes straight men stand up and shout?
Why, hoohoo’s what it’s all about!
I now have coffee all over my keyboard. Thank you Doctor Jackson. That’s hilarious.
My ex-wife and I used a ribbed condom once, she could not have cared less.