Speculation About How Republicans Will Run the 2028 Election

I’m aware of your longstanding belief that the entire Republican party and every single soldier and LEO and other person to ever don a uniform in this country is a fanatical Uruk-Hai killing machine that dreams of murdering brown people for Jesus and will slaughter innocent helpless civilians by the millions the minute they’re given the order.

What we’ve actually seen is that the people available to Trump for his “crackdowns” are incompetent boobs who can be chased off by grannies in pajamas and hipsters in inflatable frog costumes. The idea of Trump imposing nationwide military rule and succeeding at it is pure fantasy.