The Dutch, it seems have an unusual way of hearing animals spelling what they hear. While most languages hear some kind of “moo-moo” or “mu-mu’’ from the cow, the Dutch hear a cow say 'boe” or “boeh,” which to me sounds a little like a “beuh.” The Ethiopian I consulted said a cow there says “e-bah,” making me wonder just how many cows there might be in Ethiopia.
Cue 250 Venture Capitalists booking their flights to Ethiopia at the same time
I recall learning in German 101 that to Germans, a dog’s bark is pronounced by humans as “wau-wau.” (the W sound in German is like an English V, of course.) Later I read that it’s “haf-haf,” and ever since, I’ve had something to think about when I can’t get to sleep any other way.