Wy du u allways giv ppl siht bcuz ov speling??? i gess your jst AYNUL u thnik ur beter then ppl hoo cant spel gude!
Wut DIFRENCE duz it maik hou i spel sins u kan neway tel whut i meen. ur jst stuk up bcuz u where taut 2b aynal abowt you’re speling. but u no whut, your jst the reel LOOSERS bcuz u loose mi rispect. U no whut, i hav KNOW consern 4 whut u tihnk. i kan spel neway i wunt two!!! Its nun ov your fukcing biznes bcuz mi riting speeks 4 IT’S SELF!!! Wen u korect my speling u dont caer abowt it’s MEENING u jst wunt ppl too thikn your to smrat 4 ur briches!!! Butt u r NOTSEES bcuz u kan NOT SEE whut im saing. Sew FUKC OF!!!
Proper English Translation for the Nouveau Internet Spelling Impaired:
“To those homo sapiens who insist upon following the grammatical standards of the English language, you are cordially invited to have sex outside of the bedstead. For what is the effect on God and man if those grammatical standards are not met when the object and purpose of the thought are clearly projected? The grammarians are nothing but pretentious snobs by virtue of what they perceive to be their superior education. The grammarians are actually subaltern because the Rebel Grammarians hold them in no esteem. The Rebel Grammarians have no concern about what those who follow grammatical standards may ideate about them. The Rebels are of the opinion that their unconventionality concerning grammar regulations is perfectly allowable. When certain persons deem it necessary to correct the Rebels, they do not do so for education’s sake but to convince others of their superiority. They are not, however, superior, because their vision is impaired. So fuck off.”
