Sperm count

If every male on earth who could have an orgasm and ejaculate did so, and it was all collected, how much sperm are we looking at?

I’m sorry, Mr. Costner, we cannot allow you to make a sequel to Waterworld.

That is possibly the worst GQ i have ever seen but i think i may humor you just this once, consider populations are usually 51% male thats (6billion X .51) X 15ml-40ml work it out yourself

I wanna be on insider’s science fair team!

I got nothing better to do.

Let’s assume there are six billion people. 51% of them are male. Let’s make a WAG and say 85% of those are capable of ejaculation (the rest either being too young, too old, or having some disease.)

That means 6,000,000,000 x .51 x .85 = 2,601,000,000 ejaculators.

According to The Master, there are about 5mL of semen per ejaculation, on average.

That works out to a total volume of 2,601,000,000 x 5mL = 13,005,000 litres of semen. That’s enough to fill half of an average sized swimming pool.

I seem to recall from the glory days of Sex-Ed that there are about 200 million sperm per ejaculation. So that makes 13,005,000 x 200,000,000 = 2.601 x 10[sup]15[/sup] individual sperm. For the record, that’s

2,601,000,000,000,000,000, or two quintillion, 601 quadrillion sperm cells.

Yippee.

An average sized swimming pool is 26,010,000 liters?

You need a big swimming pool if your average ejaculate is 40mL.

Whoops, I got my mL and L mixed up. (It’s late, leave me alone.) A good size swimming pool is 30,000 litres, not 30 million.

So you have enough to fill ten swimming pools. :slight_smile:

I am without words.

Except to say I thought he meant all males, not just human ones. And I wonder when this will be encorporated into a porno movie.

p.s. Why do you want to know this?

Last one in is a rotten egg!

[sub](First one in is sick)[/sub]

er…um… its called Bukkate where theres one woman 20+ men do their thing on her /make her drink it pretty gross really, i think i’ll STFU now

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Sorry, friedo, I don’t get the smilie. Why isn’t the answer 430 swimming pools?