Sperm Racing

Cafe Society
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So there’s this new game coming where people race sperm through a woman with the goal being the egg. It’s an idea by Michael Phillips. It’s going to be called Lovery Boy

I can’t seem to find any web links but I saw it on G4TV’s Pulse. They showed the sperm who kinda look like Mighty Beans with little whip tails. Apparantly they’ve done their anatomy work as the racing environments are pretty acurate, right down to the distance you travel. Found a link.

I’m still unsure what to think but I had to mention it.

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That doesn’t sound like the funnest aspect of procreation one could base a game on…

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The sperm “Montana” is Kevin Spencer’s dad.

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Do the sperm at least make racing-car engine noises?

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Does it support online play, with 100 million players at the same time? That’d be cool.

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An idea whose time has cum?

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But can it ever replace “Let’s Make a Baby”?

HOMER: Aah! Eh! Ovulate, damn you! Ovulate!
VOICE: You are out of sperm.
HOMER: Awww. . .

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Sounds like a scene from a Woody Allen film.

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Where’s all the female sperm? Shouldn’t about half of them be so?

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I don’t know. I think it’s reasonable to depict male gametes as male. A pregnant woman doesn’t become a man just because she’s carrying a male fetus.