My girlfriend and I had just had sex and were about to go for another round. Now in the first round we had been using a trojan with spermicidal lubricant (combining this with the patch and condom). Now after a short respite I started to eat her out and noticed she tasted funny but didn’t think anything of it. After that round she went down on me to finish me off. She then figured out why she had tasted funny. Spermicidal lubricant. Then after that we had another round, and then we realized that both our mouths were numb. So a word of caution. Spermicidal lubricant is an anesthetic.
I’ll bear that in mind the next time I get a papercut.
…no, it’s a floor wax!
:::flees:::
You think that’s bad.
I once tried one of those ‘longer lasting’ condoms…
Turns out it works because it’s a topical anaesthetic.
So you last longer because your weenie is numb.
Never again, man. Never again.
Dude. I wondered why there’s Nonoxynol-9 in Icy Hot. Now I know.
Maybe.
I shuddered back from the prospect of some shadowy fetish culture out there that enjoyed putting Icy Hot on their genitals.
Ow.
Or, I should clarify that there’s Nonoxynol-9 in my cheap store-brand knockoff of Icy Hot.
When I was in college some kids I knew dropped acid. I caught up with them several hours into their trip, and they are making these weird faces and dancing around. I ask one of em what’s up…
“Dude, we got Tiger Balm, and we all put it on our eyelids, nipples, dicks, and nuts. It’s AMAZING.”
Me: :eek: :eek: :eek: Um, OK. I’ll catch up with you guys later…
Oh, dear God. It’s true, then.
And to think my idea of a good time while tripping was to go play racketball at the student gym. Man, watching a blue ball zip around inside a perfectly white court.
Trails. Traaaaaaails.