I just drank one of those little mini bottles of Evian water. Then I casually glanced at the expiration date stamped on the front of the bottle:
11/15/2002
I didn’t even know water could “expire.”
This is 7 months past it’s shelf life!!!
What is gonna happen to me?!?!?!?!!!
:o
First: Good thread title. 
http://www.mochasofa.com/health/program/howto/02june17a.asp
However, if you start growing hairs on the back of your hands, and your ears fall of - let us know.
nothing too bad. for specific info look up “Parasitic Hookworms” in your copy of Grey’s Anatomy… or any handy medical reference…
Good Luck!!
Thanks, sammy - phew!
And, Verbena - Grrrrrrr…:dubious:
I wouldn’t sweat it, Lola. When my wife and I separated four years ago, she gave me a couple of 12-packs of that famous fizzy drink that forms part of your name. Now the thing is, I’m not much of a Coke drinker. I still have a few cans left. The date on the bottom is Nov. 99. I’m drinking one right now.
Of course, if I don’t post tomorrow, you’ll know why. 
Hee Hee! Don’t be mad, Lola I was just funnin’… filtered, purified water is pretty much “good” forever. Go to Evian.com and they will tell you all about the aquifer their water is drawn from… your mind will be put at ease. It can probably develop a “stale” taste after a while though… hence the date.
rest easy. My first post to this thread was a LOT more fun, tho!!
Hey Biffy, samarm was only speaking about water, not soda. Wouldn’t all that stuff they put in soda start doing something nasty if you let it rot long enough? I religiously observe the ‘due by’ date on my soda cans. Anyone who has better info?
OTOH, I’m glad you are furthering the interests of science by volunteering as a test subject. Please keep us updated of the effects. 
I don’t think soft drinks spoil in the sense of being lethal to ingest. But they can develop a nasty taste. I popped open one that was not only past its Best by date, but had been stored in a fairly warm environment for a while. It tasted vile and I dumped it. But I didn’t grow any extra appendages or odd bumps, so I guess it wasn’t toxic…
So, FCM, where did those bumps come from then ?
IIRC a lot of girls in my high school started growing extra bumps or appendages at a certain age…
Well, it’s the next day; the Coke tasted fine and hadn’t gone flat, and I can assure you there were no ill effOH GOD THEYRE COMING THROUGH THE WALLS AGAIN GET EM OFF ME GET EM OFF ME MAKE IT STOP ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHnd I feel perfectly norbal.
Hmmmm. “norbal”, eh?
Well, it appears as though one of the symptoms of drinking 4 year old Coke is a head cold.
You see, all of the water that’s not yet reached its expiration date is saved for those of us who were born in the U.S. All you newcomers get the old stuff.
ummm, I have this tendency to walk into furniture… :o
But it has nothing to do with what I drink. Seriously.