Spitting in Public

I spit all the time, dont care whos watching or how disgusted they are… i spit for distance… i aim for bugs… i sometimes see if i can get it to stick to a tree… one of my favorites is to spit a piece of gum straight up in the air and catch it in my mouth on the way down… the most height ive gotten is about 8-10 feet… i dont hit people though cause thats just rude… and asking for a fight… spittings just fun… besides… with all the smokers, farters, just plain smelly people, people who dont respect personal space, people who were outfits that they just REALLY should wear in public, display too much PDA, pick their nose, or whatever their personal disgusting habit is… out there why shouldn’t i have the right to my own personal disgusting habit… give me all the mean looks you want to… hell, come right on out and take offense… it aint gonna stop me… cause i really dont give a damn…

p.s. as far as the sig goes i guess you can stick a (not so) in there if ya wanna :wink:

“Very good orators,
when they are out,
they will spit”
–As You Like It, Act 4, Scene i

Phlegm? The only reason some people spit all the time is phlegm? So, do you like suffer from perpetual pneumonia or something, where you have constant lung congestion?

I get a cold about once year. If it’s bad, I may have to spit phlegm into a wad of toilet paper as I lay infirm in my bed for a few days. But these morons who compulsively spit their loogies, UNNECESSARILY, constantly, compulsively, neurotically, every three minutes onto the ground because it “soothes” them, or whatever, are CRETINS and they need to check themselves into some sort of self-help program, for Christ’s sake. As good as it makes you feel, you disgusting fluid-spewing moron, it nauseates the rest of humanity that exists around you. But then again I wouldn’t expect you to be sensitive to that in the first place since you obviously think the world revolves around you and your self-centered oral fixations.

I personally think most of these idiots spit compulsively because they haven’t grown beyond the 13 year-old mentality, where spitting is considered “cool” and “non-conformist”.

It’s “white trash creativity”, is what it is.