He lets go of the helicopter skid and plummets to his death.
The mysterious female killer is actually Casey, who was born a hermophrodite until his father cut off his penis to make him a little girl.
Leia is his sister.
Bambi’s mother gets shot.
Brewmeister Smith killed Pam’s father and is plotting to kill her to take over control of the brewery. He’s drugging the beer and performing experiments using the patients at the loony bin next door as guinea pigs. He plans to unleash the tainted beer at the beer festival, but Hoser the dog, who looks like a skunk, comes in and eats all the schnitzels, scaring the people away before they are drugged, too.
Tom Hanks went to the moon and got back okay.
Oh, and he eventually got off that island, and bought a new volleyball.
But his wife was already remarried. Don’t know for sure if he hooked up with welder art lady.
It was Earth ALL ALONG!
The killer meteor is destroyed at the last possible second.
Ooh, and another one: it isn’t!
Also: When he thinks about it, he decides not to save the world from technological annihiliation after all.
And: He tries, but he can’t stop himself from blowing up some buildings. But at least he gets the girl back.
The majority of the movie was a delusion she had while dying.
Yeah, it sounds sad. I’m still kind of processing that one. Haven’t seen the movie yet because I wanted to get the DVDs first (having only seen it on sci-fi channel), and now that I have them, and I’m prepped with a spoiler, I will. 
Isn’t this, like, almost every romantic comedy ever? 
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Yes, that was my point.
My favorite spoiler!
She was the bigshot con artist, all along.
The ship sinks.
The person you thought was the killer, wasn’t.*
Two of them are shot by firing squad; the other is sent to prison.
Darth Sidious is really… oh, never mind.
The young couple being eavesdropped upon are really planning a murder.
Charlie survives the tour and inherits the factory.
McCoy had Spock’s katra all along.
The grizzled old Secret Service agent figures out the whacko’s plot and prevents the assassination attempt.
Rick does the right thing and just lets her go.
Bowman becomes the Star-Child.
Jack-Jack really is a super, after all.
The Dude abides.
Those aren’t pillows!
*This is useful in quite a few murder mysteries, come to think of it…
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He never survived the gunshot to his abdomen from his former psychiatric patient at the beginning of the film and his new patient was also referring to him when saying. “I see dead people”.
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He didn’t survive that (American) bayonet wound in Viet Nam and his return to Brooklyn was really an imagined ‘purgatory’ where his girlfriend; Jezibel, is his demon guide to ‘Hell’ with his chiropractor; Louie, is his angelic guide to "Heaven’.
Godzilla stomps Bambi into a little puddle of deer goo.
What movie is this? It sounds interesting.
Jacob’s Ladder. I thought of spoiling that one, as well. Fantastic movie.