Nota bene: my point wasn’t that the rest of the world hates the U.S. soccer team, per se. Fact is, the U.S. soccer team isn’t good enough to be worth hating.
No, my point was socio-political. The world hates us Yanks, period. To a Euro, an Asian, or a Latin American, stomping a U.S. team on a soccer field is the next best thing to spitting in George W. Bush’s face, or burning an American flag.
That was OBVIOUS, from the way the South Koreans revelled in their tie against the U.S. team. NOBODY in the U.S. has thought about Apollo Ohno since the Winter Olympics ended, but it’s clear that the Koreans have thought of little else. The Koreans hate the U.S. so much, they’ve spent months re-hashing a questionable ruling at the Winter Olympics. When the Korean team played against the U.S. team, the Koreans clearly thought a lot more than a football game was at stake.
In theory, beating a perennial powerhouse like Brazil should be a much greater honor than beating a mediocre team like the U.S. But does anyone doubt that, in reality, Koreans would rather beat the U.S. than win the World Cup outright?
And Koreans aren’t unique in their dislike of the U.S. - they’re simply more vocal about it. Sure, on a purely sporting level, beating Germany or Italy would be a MUCH greater accomplishment than whipping the U.S., but fans all over the world would get a bigger thrill from beating the U.S.
This analogy will mean nothing to Europeans, but American football fans will grasp my meaning. Suppose that the final game of the NFL regular season pits the Dallas Cowboys (who are 8-7) against the Detroit Lions (who are 1-14). The Cowboys will get the last wild card slot if they win the game. The Lions, of course, have no chance of making the playoffs. For all practical purposes, the Lions’ season ended months ago.
So, the Cowboys have EVERYTHING to gain by winning, while the Lions have NOTHING to gain by winning (heck, they might even LOSE a high draft pick by winning). Logically, you’d expect the Cowboys to win handily, right? Well… I dunno.
If it were ANY 8-7 team besides the Dallas Cowboys, I know the Lions would roll over and die, take their 49-0 whipping, and go home. But against the Cowboys? I’d expect the Lions to work up a healthy hatred of “America’s Team,” and come out firing. That’s because emotion plays a HUGE role in sport, especially in games that don’t seem to matter much. I’d expect the Lions to put up a fight, and maybe even to win, because it would give them huge satisfaction to beat the Cowboys (even though Tom Landry and Roger Staubach are loooooong gone, and the current Cowboys are so-so, at best).
Well, beating a weak U.S. soccer squad carries that same kind of satisfaction. Even a soccer team with no hope of advancing thinks, “No way are we going to lose to those damn Americans!”
I don’t know much about soccer, but I still say the 20 bucks in my pocket shows that I DO understand politics and human nature.