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I thought February was rape month. Almost halfway done and I didn’t know march was Jew month.
You didn’t answer my question.
If you’re interested I have a cousin who can get you an extra Jew week half price.
Yes. I used to work in the Académie Française, but it didn’t do me any good at all,
And I once worked in the library in the Prado in Madrid, but it didn’t teach me nothing, I recall,
And the Library of Congress you’d have thought would hold some key,
But it didn’t, and neither did the Bodleian Library.
In the British Museum I hoped to find some clue.
I worked there from nine till six, read every volume through,
But it didn’t teach me nothing about life’s mystery.
I just kept getting older, and it got more difficult to see,
Till, eventually, me eyes went and me arthritis got bad,
And so now I’m cleaning up in here, but I can’t be really sad,
'Cause, you see, I feel that life’s a game. You sometimes win or lose,
And though I may be down right now, at least I don’t work for Jews.
I’ve got the same problem with my Jew kids. Always taking stuff out of the refrigerator and forgetting to put it back. I blame their Jew mother.
Man, I really should have married a nice, blonde Swedish girl. Whenever I see Swedes at Trader Joe’s they’re always so considerate and tidy.
The Juwes are not the women who will be blamed for nothing.
LOL! Ha, don’t make me laugh. I’m hoarse. Argh.
Oh god, more laughter. So this reminds me of a conversation I had with my friend. I was telling him about this movie theatre in the neighborhood I grew up in that I hated going to because black people talk too much during the movie. He said, “Oh, that one’s true? I’ve heard the stereotype, but stereotypes are so often a load of crap.” I said, “Yeah. The ones that are true are black people are late to everything and talk during movies.” He said, “Oh, so they’re basically Iranian.” Oh, my friend is Iranian. I should have mentioned that earlier.
This is my new favorite thread.
Hey you Jews! Get off my lawn!!
The other day at the SDMB, I was just surfing the boards and some nazi was trolling the MPSIMS trying to sell some weak ass sauce. You could tell he was a nazi because he was going on about Jewish looking people (whatever that is) mucking up his line of sight, handling fruit and talking to their children. I hate Illinois nazis.
I’ve never seen it at a food store, but Home Depot is notorious for re-packaging returns and stocking them at the front of the shelf. I always make sure to never buy the front item at any box box hardware store.
Yeah, like why do all these Jewish women in the media keep dressing up all sexy and turning me on?
I think you have Kevin Smith confused with Leni Riefenstahl.
Lobsters don’t count.
See, this is that one big regret I have in my life. I was raised Jewish and as such had the whole world laid out before me. It was there for my taking. But I dropped out of the great conspiracy after only rising into the second circle. If I had stuck with it by now I’d be running Hollywood, syphoning off billions from the banks, and putting yogurt and produce wherever the hell I wanted to.
No, lobsters are smarter than you think; most can count up to 11. The Jewish lobsters can often count up to 13, which helps them take advantage of the innocent Caucasian lobsters.
Darn Jewish lobsters with their spiny yarmulkas!
San Francisco cocksucker and Swedgin gotta meet! I’ve got to meet him, JamesQueue! I’ve gotta see how much juice he’s got!
Jews?
Ya, I’ve got to see how much juice San Francisco cocksucker’s got!
Jew-gwaiah! Jew-gwaiah! Jew?! Jew?! makes hook nose gesture with fingers
No, no, n-no, JamesQueue, no, no… n-no, no Jews, no…
Jew?!
No, forget Jews, forget juice…
No Jew?! Swedgin–JamesQueue–hang dai!
JamesQueue and Swedgin, hang dai.
What do you expect from the people who killed Jesus?
So the 95% guy wasn’t definitely a Jew, he was just kinda Jew-ish?