Secret Agent Shadowfox, reporting in after the Toledo Dope Fest.
After a couple of wrong turns and a rather interesting drive through downtown Toledo, Cristi and her hubby and I arrived at Sucellus’ place. There was a lot of good food, drinking, and much conversation. On hand was UncleBeer, Sucellus, Cristi (and her hubby), DoctorDec (I think this is correct) and myself.
I will post more in a while, as I’m leaving for the grocery store.
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
Thanks, Shadowfox! I was going to start a thread myself, but I’m still trying to think of an interesting way to tell everyone about the alien invasion (which we successfully fought off), the naked dancing, the people next door with the binoculars, and my cleavage.
And the Peeps. We have pictures of the Peeps.
This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea.
“I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.”
Okay, sorry about that. I was right in the middle of posting that when my hubby started hollering at me to get my bootie in the car so we could go grocery shopping.
Anyway, on with the report:
Those aliens were really tough buggers, but we managed to fight them off with Sucellus’ Civil War rifles and DoctorDec’s son’s pornography floppies.
Cristi showed up, as promised, with much cleavage showing and politely asked the men to please oggle at them as much as they wanted to.
We have several rather incriminating photos of Cristi devouring helpless Peeps after roasting them over a open flame. Somebody also got the idea to try to light one on fire with a blowtorch, nearly burning down the deck in the process.
The naked dancing was the highlight of the evening, especially after the television helicoptors showed up.
But we must not forget the fact that no matter how much money we offered him, UncleBeer refused to kiss anybody.
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
Lighting the Peep on fire with a blowtorch was, IIRC, my idea. But I was a little tipsy, so I could be wrong on that. It could have been Sucellus’ idea, and I was just really enthusiastic about it.
Doctordec told an interesting story about his son, and some pornography. All I could think while he was telling this story was, “The boy has ‘DOPER’ written all over him.” This is a clever, resourceful boy.
The goat sacrifice was fun, too!
This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea.
“I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.”
Hey, I’m finally here after resolving a bit of trouble with the ISP. Apparently they fired someone late Friday evening and he decided to get revenge. Several of their servers have been down all weekend.
Anyway, I must have missed the goat sacrifice during the pink wine run. What the hell did you do with the carcass?
Cristi, you forgot to take the rest of the peeps home. I guess we could save 'em for next year though.