Rev. Billy Bob holds a revival. It’s a flash animation.
I think the original was not photo shopped.
(She, but that’s ok, it’s tough to determine gender around here…)
Anyway, clears throat ferrets are not rodents! They are members of the Mustelidae family and probably most closely related to the European polecat; other relatives include minks, martens, etc.
I’d tell you my ferrets are insulted, but, well… if I told the male about it he’d probably not get the insult, being clever in many things but not in this whole “instincts” business. He wanted to play with a terrier that was obviously eager to rip his throat out, and thought that a guinea pig (who was terrified of him) was an equally nice playmate choice. Our female is much better off when it comes to instincts as she got the answers to those questions right but in everything else… she’s sweet but rock-dumb. If I tried to explain it… I mean, even with pictures, if she figured out what they meant, she’d probably think I was warning her of a squirrel invasion that she had to fight. (Not that squirrels do such coordinated things, no sir.)
Oh, and Inigo, I’m sure the military will agree with what I said previously, and it’s definitely nothing to do with any experiments. Sheer luck they happened on the situation first. Really. Regular large squirrel, no mutations or deformities, nothing weird about it.
I really did know all that*, you can even ask **D_Odds ** to verify that I know what Ferrets are, but you see acknowledging that knowledge would have ruined what little humor my quip managed to have.
It is worth notice that squirrels are in the same family as Marmots which of course includes Ground Hogs, meaning sadly that to properly destroy these Giant Squirrels we should be prepared to “Nuke them from Orbit”.
So I assume that herding ferrets is tougher than herding cats, which is odd as I always ‘heard’ that the only thing tougher than herding cats was managing programmers.
Jim
- Well I knew about the Ferrets probably being polecats, not your gender, sorry about that part, but it is nearly impossible to keep track of these facts.
I’m almost positive that I saw an add with those guys in Soldier of Fortune Magazine.
Somebody obviously saw the add and hired them to take care of Giant Squirrel that had been terrorizing the neighbourhood.
I was sure this would be linking to something from Sugarbush (who, I’ve just learned, is a real live squirrel rather than a set of stuffed rodents. How its owner gets it to stand still while she’s fitting it for tiny costumes, I have no idea).
Closed at the request of the OP.