I’m going to hijack this thread to post more rants about DS9 as I make my way through. Hope that’s OK.
Open Spoilers Below
I just watched the episode Sanctuary, in which the Skrreea come through the wormhole looking for a place to escape their evil overlords. I think this had the potential to be a pretty great episode, considering the parallels between the Bajorans and the Skrreea. But first of all, Skrreea? If we’re making up spellings for languages which we not only don’t know the alphabet for, but that stymie even the universal translator, do we really need to throw in all of those silent extra letters?
The universal translator bit was one of the things I clearly remember from watching DS9 as a teenager. At the time, I thought it was really cool how they showed a piece of technology not working as intended. As an adult, it just raises more questions than it answers. Like, how can it start translating immediately for all of those other brand new species that came through the wormhole? Surely language patterns for the gamma quadrant haven’t really been documented, especially if the Skrreean language, which sounded basically like Italian, was too strange to interpret. Shouldn’t it take a few minutes of data collection before it starts working for any new species? And for that matter, how does it work when they go into the gamma quadrant?
On top of that, the entire crew seemed helpless in the face of a non-functioning translator, hardly believable for an organization like Star Fleet. It was no Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra, that’s for sure.
On to the Skrreea, who, we’re told, are a race of farmers. Farmers? Even at 21st century tech levels, humans are no longer a race of farmers. How can you pilot interstellar spaceships and still consider yourselves primarily farmers? Even if you weren’t replicating your food, what would you need, 3-5% of your population to actually farm? If that? I think the US is even less than that.
So maybe they’re not really farmers but slaves who have been forced to farm to feed some massive population of Dominion civilizations. Would they still identify as farmers? Wouldn’t they be sick of farming? If they were slave farmers, then I’d assume they’d been exporting something like 95% of their harvest. So how can they all expect to continue to be farmers on Bajor?
For that matter, why is Bajor having a famine? Can’t we just replicate some replicators? Is this a power generation issue? I’m still having a hard time coping with a species that’s supposedly as advanced and enlightened as the Bajorans who still believes in prophets and can’t feed its population. It would have been an interesting show if they were basically like 20th century humans who’d been occupied by a much more advanced race and were now coping with all of this new technology, much like many former colonies here an Earth after their European occupiers left. Making Bajoran society so ancient and advanced seems like a huge mistake.
And lastly, how small is Bajor that they can’t absorb 3 million people? Did the DS9 writers not know that there were roughly 6 billion people on Earth when they were writing that episode? I feel like the “great idea” of this episode was to put the Bajorans in a situation where they had to make a decision concerning a species that was much like their own. Would they should compassion and understanding, having gone through a similar experience? Or would they selfishly decide to protect their own interests now that they had the upper hand in a negotiation? Despite the promise of this potential conflict, we’re treated to about 90 seconds dealing with the issue, and we don’t even get to see the debate which was supposedly very heated. Instead, the 90 seconds is spent saying “no” to the Skrreea in about 5 different ways. No. Really no. I’m sorry, but no. We thought about this a lot, and the answer is still no. And if they thought about it so much, then why didn’t they come to the obvious conclusion that 3 million people is about the size of the St. Louis metropolitan area.
Bummer. Since this is one of the episodes I remember enjoying as a kid, and now I can’t get past its flaws, I have to ask… when does DS9 get good? I see so many glimmers of goodness, but overall I feel like I’m slogging through junk writing.