New Story: Woman stabbed during anger management class.
I don’t think she’ll be getting her certificate of completion…
But she certainly made her point…
Let’s cut to the chase: this is the kind of thing that happens when social services budgets are slashed to the bone.
I don’t have any good puns but anger management classes are probably a good place to get all stabby.
Why did she even bring a knife to the class?
Well, that’s pare for the course.
I guess this is more like community disseverance.
Because they don’t allow guns?
Only 2nd degree assault for a stabbing?
Bitch was asking for it.
Damn right. That’s what you get for talking during the film!
You two are way to dull to take this seriously. Sharpen up!
I wouldn’t have used that puncturation.
Cut it out! I can’t stand puns!
I knew she wasn’t that sharp.
She’s just honing her skills.
It’s a room full of really angry people.
Get used to them. This is the SDMB and we’re going to butcher this thread with puns. We’re a cleaver bunch.
She’s just lucky she didn’t bring that knife to a gunfight class.
Obviously, she wasn’t exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Was that too obvious?