Stalin Mao or Hitler, Who would you marry?

Stalin is out, as he is murderously paranoid and bad things happened to those close to him.

Mao and Hitler were much more pleasant, they were artistic and good with people.
I would pick Mao for his far more enlightened views about women and the power and freedom he gave his wife. He did have hundreds of mistresses when he was older so I would be very careful to use protection after I gave him children.

Der Fuhrer: http://archive.heinessen.com/boards/k/img/0135/83/1354578495130.jpg

Also

Chairman Mao: http://archive.heinessen.com/boards/k/img/0135/83/1354578242433.jpg

Uncle Joe: http://www.deculture.es/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Joseph-Stalin-moe.jpg

Is there nothing that can’t be made cute?

Mao shared power with his wife and pretty much let her do whatever she wanted (like mastermind the Cultural Revolution). Nothing says, “I love you” like letting your wife ruin the lives of millions of people.

Ann Coulter.

Here is a photo where you can see the scarring, they didn’t manage to totally airbrush them out. And here is one where you can see his left hand is smaller than the right, and the diameter of the wrist is also diminished. If you look at standing photographs, his left arm is shorter than the right. Or perhaps the despot who had no qualms about sending people who displeased him to the kind attentions of Beria had a really crappy tailor.