Stand Your Ground: Man innocent of killing wife's lover

One of the more imaginitive successful uses of the Stand Your Ground law here in Florida was reported today in the Tampa Bay Times where a man was found innocent of killing his wife’s lover. He awoke to find them having sex on the living room floor and shot the much younger man twice. His defense was that he thought she was being raped. She said she was so drunk, she doesn’t remember anything. Apparently, the jury bought it, or wanted to buy it, anyway.

Older impotent man with an much younger wife . . . man, you couldn’t sell this as fiction.

Heh. If she’s smart she won’t order extra sausage.

Way to go, Colonel! :cool:

He must be glad to know he has one working weapon.

I guess Conley went out with [del]a bang[/del] two bangs.

Is it just me or does Wald look like he’s still wearing his pajamas?

It’s perhaps worth emphasizing that if this is true, then she was indeed being raped.

I have no idea how credible this claim actually is, of course.

:dubious:

Well, he eliminated the one person who could contradict his version of events. Sometimes known as the “Zimmerman strategy.”

Gee, that’s all Conley was doing too, just trying to get him some skittles.

Skittles?

Is that what they are calling that woman part these days? Man, I am so behind the times.

I guess it could be worse. He could be taking her to Dennys on the bad side of town.

Apparently there’s more to this story:

I also love the fact that Conley lived on Lover’s Lane.

Geez, some real life shit just couldn’t be made up could it?

This is right up there the Elvis impersonator framed for mailing ricin to Obama.

Florida here. What can I say? We needed to churn out some news between elections.

Sounds like these two are a perfect match.

I’m no fan of Florida’s “Stand Your Ground” law - it’s written way too broadly in my opinion.

But I’m not seeing any problem with its application here. If we accept Wald’s testimony that he witnessed Conley having non-consensual sex with Flores, then it’s a clear justified shooting.

Now if the prosecution had been able cast doubts on Wald’s testimony, he might have been convicted. But there was nothing wrong with the “Stand Your Ground” law in this case.

I waited through that whole article for a reference to “getting off.” I figured, after the Waffle House line, that it would come from the wife if nobody else.

Disappointment.

What if they were both so drunk they couldn’t remember?

I think that the real question should be: “What if all 3 of them were so drunk that they couldn’t remember?”

She wasn’t being raped, that’s just crazy talk.
My memory is a little vague on the subject but I believe there used to be a law that specifically stated if you ever catch your wife in the act of boinking another man, you can pretty much shoot said man with impunity. Something about “justifiable insanity” or something like that? I can’t remember exactly.

Whatever it is, it’s disgusting that some poor guy is murdered in cold blood and the law does nothing.

The stupid old bastard couldn’t have simply threatened him with a gun?

I hope the slapper wife is tormented by vivid nightmares for the rest of her existence.