Alright, there have been lot of threads lately about wether technology in the Star Trek or Star Wars Universe is superior. That’s all well and good, but everybody is forgetting that Space Balls One is superior to anything in either Universe. Let’s examine.
[ul]1.)Hyperdrive is ridiculously fast, but Spaceball One is beyond ridiculously fast. It’s ludicrous.
2.)Enterprise D has transporter technology, but so do the spaceballs (though your ass may be on backwards after the trip) - so that equals out.
3.)It would be ineffective to swamp Spaceballs One with TIE fighters, as she could transform into Mega Maid and suck 'em all up like so many dustbunnies.
4.)The crew of the Enterprise is always flitting through time for some reason or another. This would be an advantage except for the fact that the crew of Space Balls One could anticipate every future move by fast forwarding the video tape of the encounter.[/ul]
To me, it is obvious that the Spaceballs One is far superior. Opinions?
-Beeblebrox
“I mean, here we are on the run and everything, we must have the police of half the Galaxy after us by now, and we stop to pick up hitch hikers. OK, so ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, yeah?”
