Star Trek Episodes that Cannot Happen- [spoilers for Star Trek 90210]

I had to Google “Allison Cameron.” IMDB tells me that this was a clever observation. I acknowledge your wit.

It’s not. They’re good books, though.

I thought he meant Troi.

I am gratified by your acknowledgment.

I did.

Shore Leave, since new-Kirk is way too cool to have ever been bullied by the likes of Finnegan.

I’m fairly sure that new Kirk would’ve done the bullying, if there was bullying to be done.

Not to mention respect for rules and hierarchy similar to a bunch of fraternity kids piling into a car for a road trip. Spock wanders onto the bridge, asks if he can be First Officer, Kirk says cool, all done. No paperwork, no nothing. (Not to mention that no one thought to inform Star Fleet of what they were doing when they were running around after Nero.) Maybe all the Star Fleet bureaucrats were at a meeting on Vulcan when it bit the dust.

As for the OP, everything. I’d be interested in seeing what Kirk does when he gets the message from Talos IV. Probably say to the Talosians, “I know there is a chick under that big head, let me at her.”

No, it’s just that we don’t have avatars here, and so I have a hard time keeping straight who’s who. I have a horrible memory for names.

Newkirk was probably too busy trying to crack into Colonel Klink’s safe again.

Can’t’ve. Troi was sacked by the Greeks.

“Captain, I sense a fraternity…”