Maybe he was just hitting on Pike? He did tie him up later, after all…
He wasn’t being a rube; he was deliberately trying to wind Pike up.
Put his eel in Pike’s body, too.
I initially misread that as Pike’s booty. Which didn’t happen but works even bettter.
Pike/Nero slash. This thread is getting good!
I’m surprised it took so long. Have we had the Spock/Spock slash yet?
:eek:
Spock Prime: I have since grown to like this, but as I recall, you have not yet been exposed to this technique.
Spock: Oooohhhh!
The only thing that I can possibly conceive as possibly more gross is:
Are Vulcan pimples green?
no kill i
(dammit. board won’t let me use allcaps.)
NO KILL I[COLOR=White]i[/COLOR]i
Was that what you were trying to do?
ja!
Wouldn’t that be masturbation?
:dubious: <----------kinda appropriate, yes?
COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC ALERT
Someone out there has already figured out how to knit up Scotty’s hat.
I just thought I should share this late breaking dorkwad on two levels News.
Back to you, Jim.
I have (and wear) a Jayne hat from Firefly so I’m not surprised.
Not anymore than two twins fucking. I do wonder if it technically counts as incest, though.
Twins are two distinct individuals with a substantial overlap in genetic material. The two Spocks are the same individual at different times in his life. Seems to me it’d be masturbation AND incest! And slashfic being what it is, I’d be amazed if someone out there hadn’t already written such a scene.
Someone was kind enough to inform me that yes, yes they have.
/not seeking independent confirmation
Actually, thinking about it, this has probably been around since Mirror, Mirror.
Now we have opportunities for S/S/S.
Spock: Mmmm… your goatee tickles.