Star Wars Episode III: Birth of the Empire

Surfing on lava? Ok, the lava I can see, in fact I know it has to be there. This is fine, have all the lava you want, have lava men, lava falling from the sky, have the cute sidekick for this one made of lava. I’m not against the lava. But surfing? Jesus…

Jesus guys, that article was debunked the day it was first posted on the forum. Why do you feel the need to bump it back up? Don’t regard any of it as truth.

Charlie’s Angels 2 Full Throttle when the women fly out of the ship, grab planks of wood mid-air and then surf down a rope. Makes the shield down the stairs scene mild in comparison.

How about having them channel Jimmy Buffett?

“Anikan, you better lava me now or lava me not!”

I’ve heard that the title’s probably going to be more along the lines of “Revenge of the Sith”, or something like that.