Star Wars Q: Fate of Kit Fisto?

Maybe he realized that if Luke was killed or turned to the Dark Side, there would be no one to actually train Leia?

Deviant sexual practices? George Lucas? Oh, c’mon. How is one to have deviant sexual practices in the Star Wars universe if there aren’t any normal sexual practices in the Star Wars universe?

He died of embarassment when he learned what his name means in Huttese.

Kit Fisto is such a badass that he’s named after what he’s been doing to your mom.

Can we really say with certainty that he was killed? Sure, he may have been cut in half; but that’s not necessarily a death sentence for many organisms. He was an alien, after all-- maybe his species can grow their butts back like a flatworm or something. Regeneration would definitely be a major advantage for a Jedi, what with dismemberment being such an occupational hazard for them.

Maybe he later recovered, but his dark ordeal caused him to turn away from the Jedi, until at last he was seduced by the Dark Side and became Darth Fisto.

::sniffle::

Hit that I would. Hope I do Kit Fisto been off in there has not.

:eek: :smiley: Hah, good one!

Kit Fisto
Han Solo
Count Dooku
Chewy

I’d say George has some Freudian issues

You’re not saying he’s cuckoo for Dooku puffs, are you?

::sobbing uncontrollably::

I’m not entirely certain why, but this thread seems as good a place as any other to share this.

That’s as bad as Hello Cthulhu.

There there, you really should join our Star Wars derived user name support group .

Ooh! Can I be Dexter Jetster?

-Joe