Another few things I didn’t like:
-There were at least three major sequences where all hands were on deck, and if we don’t win this battle right now, the Rebellion is crushed. That’s like 2 too many. By the time we were on Hoth II for the really final battle of the movie I mean it, I had used up my suspension of disbelief for the movie all ready. How can the First Order be so shitty at its job, and yet have apparently the massive power that it does? I was rooting for them to win there at the end, because their time has got to have come, right? It’s almost comical how often the floor gets mopped with the blood of First Order failures in this movie.
-The opening battle was pretty cool. But the speed of those bombers? Really? They were moving at bicycle speed. Through space.
-The “badder the baddie, the bigger the spaceship” thing is getting ridiculous. Star Destroyers? Huge! Super Star Destroyers? Even huger. Resurgent Star Destroyers? Even bigger and badder (this was, I think, the class of ship that fired the big guns on the Rebel base at the beginning of the film). But think that’s big? The Mega Star Destroyer is, aparently, 60 kilometers wide! But, fear not; all of these ships are all basically equally invincible and equally vulnerable.
Just like all these asteroid/moon/planet mega weapons. Just gotta find the one spot where Smaug’s got a missing scale, and the whole thing goes kablooie. Over and over again.
-Way too much exposition dialogue. And “here’s the moral of the story” dialogue. Case in point. When Kylo Ren tells Rey that her parents were nobodys. I can’t quote it, but it’s basically, “They were nobody.” (ok, cool!) Just like you’re a nobody! (right, thanks for drawing the line for me there) Therefore, you should want to join me, because everyone else abandoned you and thinks you’re worthless, but not me! (oooh, really? I didn’t get the point, thanks for clarifying :rolleyes:)." It does not make for good/realistic dialogue, nor for good movie-watching.
Or, the what felt like endless dialogue variations on “hey, the people have the power!” “We don’t need legends, we need every day people taking action right now!” Which, I mean, is an awesome part of the story and part of the Star Wars, um, cannon of themes? It’s why we love Luke. And Han. They’re just these guys, you know. Just like Rey and Finn and Rose. But just show it. I don’t need the characters to repeat loudly and frequently “we are the people! We have the power!” Just be it. The movie shows it quite well, the characters can take a break from interpreting the movie for me if they want to.
Also, my least favorite scene:
Luke “I’mma burn down the library! RAARRR!”
Luke, 3 seconds later, “Nah, guess not.”
Yoda, “Lemme burn that for you!”
Luke, “BUT THE BOOKS!”
Yoda, “You don’t even know how to read, chill bro. Get her wisdom from the streets, she will.”
Luke, “You’re so wise. Why did I ever doubt you?”
Yoda, thumbs up to the camera!
Man, after waking up and thinking on it more, the less I liked this movie. Or rather, I liked it a lot, but the writing/dialogue is really inconsistent throughout, and the pacing/plot is too jumbled.