Watching the movie was an enjoyable enough two hours, but on the whole it wasn’t anything special. There were strategic missteps built into the premise, some of which may have been the least-bad answer to structural problems arising from not having planned out the final trilogy from the start, and having to adjust to the whiplash of different writer-director visions between Abrams and Johnson.
Ultimately, though, I could look past those if the movie itself was entertaining. Unfortunately I think that Rise of Skywalker failed on a basic block-and-tackle storytelling level. The only element of the movie that seemed to build over time was the relationship between Rey and Kylo, which on the whole I thought was handled pretty well. Virtually everything else consisted of disposable “gee whiz” moments that weren’t really earned or structured to fit together well. It was as if Abrams came up with a boatload of images that he wanted to include that would evoke nostalgia for past movies or otherwise push that “Star Wars feeling” button, and then just strung them together without much thought for making a coherent movie out of them.
At no point in the movie did I ever feel that the characters were struggling with having to make a decision, with the stakes of that decision made clear to the audience. At no point did it feel like the characters’ actions were motivated by their personalities or past experiences – everything that happened was the result of the director pulling the strings, arranging the action figures as required for the next set piece and then yelling “action”.
The result is that the film felt bumpy and illogical. But it’s not conformity with reality that’s required – I can swallow a lot in a science fiction film. It’s conformity with the rules of storytelling.
For example, there’s a scene where Poe runs into an old flame / ex-criminal partner, Zorii. They fight, very briefly, and then Zorii’s on Poe’s side, helping him out. They talk about how they still don’t trust each other, but it’s never shown, and glossed aside pretty quickly. We learn Zorii has a valuable resource – the medallion that will let her get off the planet. Within minutes she has turned the medallion over to Poe to help him get onto the Star Destroyer. It doesn’t take much for her to hand over her only lifeline. The medallion is used in the next scene and then vanishes from the movie.
Later we see the planet that Zorii’s on destroyed. So there’s a consequence; she has died in order to aid the Rebellion and Poe personally. Poe doesn’t make this connection. Minutes later Zorii shows up, with no explanation of how she escaped, and becomes part of the crew for the big battle at the end. There’s no emotional resonance, no “You left me to die!”, no inspiring sacrifice. It’s just a bunch of things that happen, because that’s the kind of thing that’s supposed to happen in these movies.
There are countless examples of this sort of thing. Stuff happens because the guy pulling the strings thinks it will be thrilling for the audience, not because any of the characters would act this way. There are sacrifices, but they’re virtually all unwound within minutes – the Chewbacca fake-out is particularly egregious. There’s no risk to anything.
Running into Lando in disguise is fun. But why wouldn’t Leia tell Rey’s party that Lando is on the planet and there to help them? Why wouldn’t they just meet up? The only answer is that it’s potentially more fun for the audience; there’s no in-world answer that makes sense. Why does Rey have a two-minute fight with Dark Rey? Again, all for the audience – the encounter doesn’t have any effect on the characters, there’s no revelation like Luke had in his similar encounter with Vader on Dagobah. It’s all icing, no cake.
The image of Rey pinwheeling into the air and slicing the wing off of Kylo’s tie fighter is awesome and memorable. But what was Kylo’s plan there, to just buzz really low and knock her over? Was there any reason for this to happen other than “it looks cool, and gets us to the next confrontation scene in the desert?” I suppose if you put in the effort you could come up with something, but it would be adding material to the movie, not discovering stuff that was put in there deliberately.
When a character does something or says something in a piece of fiction, there needs to be two reasons for it. One, it has to be fun for the audience. Two, it needs to make sense in the context of the story. I feel like Abrams focuses entirely on the first thing and just assumes that will be enough. And to be fair, if you move fast enough, throw enough special effects in, and particularly if you have this deep well of nostalgia to draw on, then you can get away with that. For me at least, though, the good feeling fades quickly, like a sugar rush, and after an hour or so you’re just left with that empty calorie feeling.