Start a War, No Money Down!

[Reeder]

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ANNOUNCER: In the old days, war profiteering was a grueling round-the-clock job. You actually had to make something, like planes or guns, and then overcharge the government obscenely. Now, thanks to the Republicans, countless Americans are becoming “war profiteers” in their spare time - and you can, too. Riches once thought to be the exclusive preserve of a few unsavory arms merchants have been made available to thousands of successful Americans, many of whom pull in the cash literally as they sleep!

Opinion | Start a War, No Money Down! (Published 2005)

If you ain’t registered you should be.

It would be very funny if it weren’t so very true.

[Mr.Moto]

Hell, I’ve been a war profiteer for years, and I’ve figured out a way to do it under Democratic and Republican presidents alike.

I just went to work for the Navy’s Tomahawk program. Clinton was great for my job security, as he saw Tomahawks as a wonderfulfully visible action whether or not they actually achieved a legitimate military end.

Soomer or later, a Democrat will be elected to the White House, one who probably will fall back into this familiar pattern of military heroism. Suits me fine.

Should I get a cabin in the mountains, an RV, or a boat? What do you all think?

[Random]

Damn, Moto, we all ignored him for a whole day (24 hours and 6 minutes, to be exact), and you had to give him the attention he craves.

[Squink]

@Mr. Moto

Should I get a cabin in the mountains, an RV, or a boat? What do you all think?

Why not get a cabin in the mountains, plus a little Cessna? You could fly it in and out of Reagan National on the way to your mountain retreat.

[Lord_Ashtar]

So a guest columnist to the NY Times writes the same old tired “Republicans are evil and are passing debt to the children” stuff we’ve heard a zillion times, and this warrants a new thread…why again?