heres my weekend also posted this in the rant page :
here’s my fucked up Sunday… it didn’t start out that way but here we go
my aunt is one of these people that when she has a social occasion with the “golden family” she starts prepping the day before which irks me because I know its just a special performance so she can get a pat on the head
Well about 5 pm is when things took a shit …
Well We’d forgotten that the gifted Omaha steaks (and yes they were as a good as advertised) we were having today was eaten up a month or two a ago so there were much swearing and gnashing of teeth … Well she has a target card and target was having a holiday sale so she decided to go there
But my aunt has two flaws 1. she cant do almost anything socially alone… I don’t know why but shell wait days and weeks to go to the store because "I hate going by my self " and 2 her refusal to learn how to use anything technological beyond pressing the off and on button
Well both of these foibles came back to bite her in the ass because she will not learn how to use uber on her phone … .when she wants to use it I do it on the PC for her
Well since she didn’t want to go by herself she invited her frenemy who has a host of “quirks” that could fill up a pit thread by themselves but it’s her neurological condition that plays in yesterdays fiasco
So she comes over and I order uber for them to go to target and right after the ride is confirmed my PC does a windows update that takes about 2 in a half hours… meaning I can’t use the PC for the ride home … so there waiting in target which is being overly careful and is just an uncomfortable place to shop atm
Well, aunts friend goes outside to wait for her since she’s done shopping and getting nasty looks from staff for “hanging around” but doesn’t realize once your out you can’t go back inside … and I’m trying to download uber on the tablet so I can call for the ride home … after uber gets over technical difficulties it downloads …
now remember what I said about my aunt’s refusal to do anything technical because its too hard? well she can’t/won’t find the message with the uber code on it so I can open the uber account and call for a ride … but she figures her friend will help so she goes outside to find her and friend isn’t there …
now whats alarming is friend has a problem where she gets dizzy and passes out where ever shes standing and since aunt is worried she’s running around the store looking for her because security guard said she didn’t see her leave … and aunts now outside looking for her and can’t find her and it’s been an hour since shes last seen her
So aunt decides she walked home and does the same thing … it’s about a mile in a half and shes loaded up with groceries … took her about an hour 20 to get home but the kicker? apparently, while she was waiting for my aunt the security who said she hadn’t seen her leave … warned her about loitering and friend tried to argue and hang around but security guard threatened shed call the police if she was still there when she looked again so she went home on her own
well aunt called me to call friends hubby and let him know what’s up and while I was talking to him she walked through their door
So aunt gets home and is in a bad mood all evening while we’re getting everything shiny and the bbq grill cleaned her and friend hash out what happened this morning
But the funny thing is when I had uber resent the code to verify the account is hers on her phone it works perfectly … so yeah Sunday sucked … today was pretty good the golden family was only very mildly obnoxious and the food was good so it was pleasant today…