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Today the new dollar coin is coming out, within weeks we will all start to get E-mails warning us of government plots, stolen kidneys, and gang initiation rites. These E-mails will describe how the new coin is linked to these hazards and how to prevent them from happening.

Let’s beat them to the punch. Come on SDers make up your own dollar coin urban legend…lets see who’s the first to make it on snopes.

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The gold tint was achieved through the use of radioactive nickel that the government is recycling. I know somebody who put some of these coins in his pocket and was diagnosed almost immediately with testicular cancer!

3

The Georgia Peach coin was purposely minted so that the peach is identical to Hilary Clintons ass. The designer who made this coin (Matthew Andersen) was a high school sweetheart of hers, and this was his way of paying tribute to the woman he’s carried a torch for all these years.
This fact is backed up by the US Mint http://www.usmint.gov/
Of course, they covered up the firing of this employee to avoid bad press.

Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.

Not enough and you’re gonna die…
Click here for some GOOD news for a change Zettecity

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Sacajawea has a tiny mole, observable only through a strong lens, in exactly the same place as Chairman Mao’s.

It’s “our” secret signal to the Chinese Government that they needn’t worry about any future economic or military retribution for their human rights abuses.

Uke

5

If someone uses a new dollar to buy drugs from a gang, they will have one of their initiates follow you home and kill you as a part of their initiation.

When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled

6

Come on. The peach isn’t big enough.

If I was discussing Lucy Lawless but I wrote Lucy Topless, would that be a Freudian typo?

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This is the first step in getting rid of our beloved paper American Dollar. As Canada has the “loonie” (the one Canadian dollar coin), America rid itself of the paper dollar and replace it with the “Sacajawea Dollar”, or “Sackie”.

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As part of the New World Order, the dollar coin is the exact same size and weight as Euro coins, so that they will eventually be interchangable. When the Federal Reserve turns over control of our money to the UN, they will then enact a Tobin tax that will be used to fund abortions around the world. This was planned all along by the radical feminists who made sure the coin would have a woman on it.
So remember, every time you use the dollar coin to buy something, you are funding abortions!

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The person depicted on the new one dollar coin is a fifteen year old unwed mother. Her child is the result of shacking up for the winter with a Frenchman employed in the erradication of the American beaver population. The new coin is obviously a plot by the same enviromentally wreckless, Murphy Brown loving Francopedaphiles who torpedoed Dan Quail’s presidential hopes.

Elmer J. Fudd,
Millionaire.
I own a mansion and a yacht.

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Yes Elmer, but did she have to hold a lighter under the beaver’s head to make its tail slap?

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Another case of the truth being almost as strange as the fiction. . .
– Sylence

Another day, another attempt to cross Niagra Falls on a tightrope. . .

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In the mid/late 90’s, several congressman became aware of alien spacecraft housed at Area 51. They were preparing legislation that would force the government to disclose this information at the turn of the millennium. Through a series of political acrobatics, the US Mint stepped in, melted down the extra-terrestrial craft, and used the metal in the minting of the new Sacajawea dollar coin, thus destroying any evidence the congressmen ever hoped to have. What better way of hiding something than to covertly stick it RIGHT UNDER the public’s noses!? It is said that if you shoot an electric current through the coin, a small anti-gravity field effect is produced.