How many pages of numbers would you have tried before…
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[li]You talk to someone who has been to a Robert Palmer concert.[/li][li]Someone answers the phone by saying “23 Skidoo!”[/li][li]You talk to a member of the Andy Rooney fan club.[/li][li]A person picks up who owns and listens to all of Milli Vanilli’s CDs.[/li][li]An infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite amount of computers answers the phone saying “To Answr or Not TO answer” and then hangs up.[/li][li]A member of “The Original Ghostbusters” answers.[/li][li]Someone breaths into the phone heavily asking you what you are wearing. (That one I can tell you, its my house. Don’t mind me, its the change of seasons.)[/li][li]You hear an answering machine message that says. “Joey don’t live here no more. So if you are calling for Joey, hang the fuck up and remember, I don’t owe nobody money.”[/li][li]You are mistaken for Vanna White of the Wheel Of Fortune, and when you state you aren’t her (Even if you are) the caller says, well the hell with it, I never wanted that vowel anyhow.[/li][li]You talk to Abe Vigoda, who tells you he is visiting family, and states, “Yes, Damit, I am alive”[/li][/ul]
-pat