Well, it doesn’t really take that long but Judge Malihi was having fun just hitting CTRL-V over and over and over again.
"After careful consideration of the evidence provided by plaintiffs and the expert testimony proffered, this court finds in favor of the defendant and hereby orders these nuts out of my courtroom orders these nuts out of my courtroom orders these nuts out of my courtroom orders these nuts out of my courtroom orders these nuts out of my courtroom orders these nuts out of my courtroom orders these nuts out of my courtroom orders these nuts out of my courtroom orders these nuts out of my courtroom orders these nuts out of my courtroom orders these nuts out of my courtroom orders these nuts out of my courtroom orders these nuts out of my courtroom orders these nuts out of my courtroom orders these nuts out of my courtroom orders these nuts out of my courtroom orders these nuts out of my courtroom orders these nuts out of my courtroom
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Repeated for 10 pages in case it wasn’t clear to the mouthbreathers who keep wasting court time with this shit. Now get out and stay out!
The funniest part is that the Birthers lost because they demanded a ruling on the merits. Otherwise, they’d have a default judgment they could parade around claiming a win.
I can’t cut and paste from the decision, and I’m not going to copy all the funny stuff, but you gotta love this part: “Further, Plaintiffs submit that Mr. Obama has previously held Indonesian citizenship, and he did not use his legal name on his notice of candidacy, which is either Barry Soetoro or Barack Obama Soebarkah.”
Soebarkah???
ETA: Do a little googling on that name, and it gets even funnier.
Obama’s lawyer refused to appear at the last hearing on Janaury 26th because he thought it was a bunch of garbage. The judge was not happy, but decided not to cite him or Obama with contempt, nor enter a default judgment against them. Just a finger wag, and no cookies after dinner.
If I were Obama, I would’ve asked my lawyer to be there just out of respect (even if misplaced) to the court, and to avoid any default. But all’s well that ends well.
