Though I behave mostly like an agnostic atheist, I am actually a closet theist. I believe that some significant portion of people who claim to be speaking to or gaining inspiration from a metaphysical entity, are. However, I am convinced that the diety or dieties interfacing with these people is an evil diety who lies about nearly everything, including itself, for selfish, capricious, nefarious, or otherwise evil reasons. (In case you can’t tell, I have dealt mostly with christians.)
I believe that men are deterministic. That is, even if you have a non-coporeal soul, that’s deterministic too.
I believe that anybody who is justly sentenced to life in prison (by which I mean we actually don’t plan to let them out) should be automatically given three appeals, as promptly as possible, and on failure of the third promptly euthanized.
I believe that dogs are stupid and cats are evil. There are probably exceptions, but no, your sweetums probably isn’t one of them.
I believe that all drugs should be legalized; however any action committed under the influence of any drug should be tried as a premeditated and/or deliberate action, based on if they planned to/knownigly took the drug. This should be applied to alcohol as well.
Tobacco smoking should be legal the same way shitting is legal; you can do it yourself or with willing accomplices, but the inflicting of tobacco smoke (or other toxic vapors) on an unwilling person should be a criminal act. This includes in the open air. Merely reeking of tobacco, but not actually smoking it, would not be criminal.
I believe that a woman should be freely allowed to get an abortion, up until a “reasonable point”, as long as she’s known for at least a month. (As for that reasonable point: I’m no expert; third trimester? There’s gotta be a point after which she’s had plenty of time to make her decision.) As a corollary to this, I believe that if a man impregnates a woman, and then 1) permanently signs away all rights to the child, and 2) gets sterilized, then he should be permanently free from paying or otherwise supporting that child. The child (if it’s carried to term) would be recorded as fatherless in this case.
Marriage as an institution should be eradicated from government purview; regulations dealing with families should be discarded or rewritten to address “shared property contracts” of any number of members of either gender. Religions remain free to marry -or not marry- whomever they wish, but the government only recognises the union via the property contract they may-or-may-not sign. Shared property contracts would include instructions on how to apportion assets and dependents on termination.
I don’t belive in esp or magic, though I would really like to. However, I do believe in luck, and that some people are naturally luckier than others (and some people are just fucked).
Babies are freakish and ugly. There are no cute babies, only besotted adults.