Statistics on EUs reading and understanding Software EULAs

Is there any published statistics on the subject ? I for one always skip and click - YES, I agree to pledge my life to you for using your software - BUTTON. Jokes aside, is the EULA required to be Bilingual too in the US ?

I can see you do not read the EULA. It is not your life you pledge but that of your first born child.

Really ? Did’nt know that. Is’nt that offensive to homosexual folks ?