That’s what you get for making up your statistics! 
He can hardly help himself - 63.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Pudding… FUCK YEAH!
But the ones that do are 147% percent kinkier than even the kinkiest non-pudding sexual acts.
Clearly the OP was edited before posting.
Statistics - check
Pudding - check
Sex - ???
Did you leave something out?
Yeah, she left out 33.3% of the subject matter.
give each other a spanking for having such a blowup over a silly argument. then kiss ans make up.
do this and you will eventually stop having fewer blowups over silly arguments or more of them.
Too much pudding…
I’m waiting for the OP to return with the sex, which thus far has been sorely lacking, despite the promise of same in the title. Neither statistics nor pudding are acceptable alternatives.
Curses yous now I’m craving pistachio pudding and I’m really not in the mood to go to the store.
Well I suppose we can play ‘flick and lick’ and generate statistics on the number of successful flicks?
And we all know what comes after the spanking
63% of the time this results in hot make up sex.
What witchcraft is this?
Peril!
When come back, bring sex. 
It’s a British thing.
An argument is a piss-poor excuse for eating pudding. Pudding doesn’t need an excuse.
For some reason I heard this in that “Movie preview guy” type of voice.
“In a world, where statisticians have gone mad and sex is mysteriously absent, there is one woman, with one bowl, and one spoon. This summer, pudding doesn’t need an excuse. Coming soon, ‘Milgram’s Study’ in 3D!”
I can’t stop laughing. Totally in movie preview guy’s voice.
Too funny.
“Pudding doesn’t need an excuse” is my new favorite tag line.
Wow, gutpile didn’t have much time in the limelight.
It is said that there are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and pudding.