Statue of Liber---ation Through Christ

Wow

This is scary:

As my daughter pointed out, if you look at the close-up photo on the Roadside America page, it’s shedding a tear.

World Overcomers Outreach Ministries… WOO Ministries. Are they trying to tell us something?

my guess is, “America for American Vampires! Foreign Vampires, Keep Out!”

…at $260,000 though I’m pretty sure I can guess who the suckers are.

:rolleyes:Right. Because when you don’t let some porrly educated smalltown preacher have complete control over your life and thoughts, it makes baby Jesus cry.:rolleyes:

Oh jeez, it’s theweeping Statue of Libertyfrom the Onion’s satirical political cartoons!

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My god that’s almost as ugly as Touchdown Jesus! Oh for the days when religious art meant Michaelangelo’s Pieta or the Sistine Chapel.

LOLZ, I live in Memphis and that is barely is a blip on my radar. I thought it was so ridiculously funny when I first saw it, but doesn’t even illicit a “huh” now.

I always kind of thought God was trying to say something when the Big Butter Jesus/Touchdown Jesus, was struck by lightening and burned. But the church that put it up now has a different huge Jesus statue.

Seven stories tall and it only weighs six tons? The hell is it made out of, papier mache?

“America Return To Christ” :confused:
America is so far up in Christ, we can see daylight, when he opens his mouth.

Heh.

Don’t blink.

Well, she is a Roman goddess—maybe she just feels especially humiliated.

Come to think of it, that’d be a nicely sardonic angle to go with if you had to take a commission to make a statue like this…give her the hint of a smirk, make sure there’s a Jesus hanging on that cross, change the slogan on the pedestal to something suspiciously double-meaning (“BEHOLD YOUR GOD…NOW!” or just the classic “INRI”)…