He is… the most boring man in the Pit.
His very presence will make tacos taste like bologna sandwiches.
It’s been said he could conquer the world, in computer Risk on the easy level.
When he posts a smilie face, the emoticon itself feels ennui.
He is… the most boring man in the Pit.
Hey! I resemble
hang on got something important to do*
Really need a shit right now.
I think this is the first time I’ve seen someone threadshit on himself in the OP…
He doesn’t always drink beer but when he does, he’s always alone.
He is… the most boring man in the Pit.
::snerk::
His mother has a tattoo that says: “childless”.
He often falls asleep while masturbating.
He is…the most boring man in the Pit.
Mmmm…eating a turkey sandwich…
Wait a minute - the turkey is a little dry.
THE TURKEY IS DRY! DAMN YOU, STEOPHAN!!!
Well, I thought we ought to blame you for *something *while we’re here…
The show I want to watch isn’t on right now. I have to wait 21 more minutes.
DAMN YOU, STEOPHAN!!!
Totally stealing this.
He has been known to fall asleep while trying to look up the spelling of four-letter words.
Even when his insults are bold, italic, underlined, teeny-tiny, purple, or all of the above, they don’t have enough venom to kill an emaciated crack spider.
He is… the most boring man in the Pit.
This has been the most boring pit thread to span 2 years.
DAMN YOU, STEOPHAN!!!
What?
Hey, this one isn’t my fault - I’m enough of an arsehole that people should be able to find something to pit me over!
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Oh boy, this is gonna be great
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Whaddya mean this thread is two days old and is as much of a flame fest as the Great Devil’s Food cake fracas of the 1934 Spring Bazaar of the Swamps Holler Baptist Church?
He once started a thread asking if he should declaw his cats…and nobody bothered to reply.
He is…the most boring man in the Pit.
Oh sure just like you to shirk responsibility. Darn you… darn you all the way to heck.
OK that was harsh, but still… pish posh to you.
{Checks…checks…}Hey, this guy drank milk in a bar once!
Hey, now that’s the sort of vicious slander for which I will not stand. Unless they’ve invented alcoholic milk, in which case I’ll not stand for a rather different reason.