As most of you know ( and for the lurkers just tuning in) I am due to have a little girl on/about/around February 14th. ( I say earlier, but what in the hell do I know I’m just carrying this space pod that tells me to eat, eat eat, pee x10, crab, bitch, moan, sleep, sleep sleep.)
Hubby and I thought we found the name that we liked (see below), but it’s not gelling with us as easily as our Son’s name did. It is a still viable name that we might go with, but we need something else.
Here are our qualifications for a girls name:
Welcome to our Dante’s Inferno.)
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Must be two syllables that cannot be broken down to a one syllable name like Stanley to Stan. ( Not that we’d name her stanley…)
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Cannot be anything trendy at the moment. This applies to the top 50-100 name lists. Emily, Sarah, Hannah as much as I like you, you are tooo popular right now. Shouting " Go Emily" from the sidelines of a soccer game and having five girls turn their heads is not what I want.
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Cannot begin with an “E” or “Ah” sound. There is an Emily, Ally and Emilena and (barf) Brianna on our street. We plan to live here for 30 years and so do our neighbors.
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We are into European names more than the standard white bread americanish names.Yeah, we are snobs, but everything else about us is right from Sears.
Cheerleader/perky names are also a big fat no no. Perky Names make evil people.
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Our last name is Arndt ( as in Isn’t) and her name, as much as I like it, cannot be Ann or Anna. It would sound like an english teacher’s nightmare, “Ann Arndt” like " An Apple." It just sounds funny.
Our families and friends are expecting something weird from us. ( Not trailer park
(sorry Kellibelli) just not white bread.) Our son’s name just about shook all the nuts from family tree.
The number one contender right now is:
Tegan O’Hara Arndt
(O’Hara is my grandmother’s maiden name ( and for you computer hackers out there, my credit card and ss# are 000-999-333-8762 ;p ) and will give her,Baby X, the option of going by that name rather than the travesty of having a one syllable last nasal-y last name. ( note to self, do not print this out for hubby to see… )
The other option is : Keely OHara Arndt.
This one goes well with her brother, Carsten. And I think it is a distant family name from Ireland.
So, now that you know of our conundrum and the pain in the ass stipulations we have hog tied ourselves with, I thought I would share them with you, my friends. so that you too may be hornswaggled.After all, misery shared is misery doubled.
All suggestions are appreciated.