Sternutation!

Gesundheit!

Scat Cat!

Or my Granny’s favorite..“shit…oh, dear!”

I sneezed while laying back on my pillow. Some weird physics thing happened and it triggered a crick in my neck.

Ouchy.

I sneezed while bent over and pulled a muscle in my back. That didn’t feel good.

I believe Sternutator was one of the 7 dwarves, no?

Sternutatey(sneezey), perhaps.

I have to be very careful and position myself correctly when I feel a sneeze coming or I can do some serious damage to myself. Also the dog looks at me like I did it on purpose and slinks off to another room with her tail between her legs

I thought this was going to be a thread about becoming a Howard Stern fan. “I listened to just one show, and I got Sternutated!”

In a related area, footballers seem to have unusual injuries:

  • scalded nipple (preparing milk for baby)
  • catching an infection (shaving legs)
  • twisting ankle (trod in pothole)

Same here. I have to brace myself get everything ready. Sometimes I feel one coming on but it’s not quite baked yet - I am able to scratch my right temple to trigger it and get it out in a controlled way.

My wife is a serial sneezer and they are loud enough to set off motion detectors and frighten small children. I’m surprised she doesn’t herniate something.

Sneezing attacks are strange. I am prone to them myself: every few days I will get an explosive episode, lasting about 5 minutes. Almost always just after eating dinner, but I have never been able to establish a connection between any particular food or seasoning and the onset…

At least they only last a few minutes. Hiccups, now… THOSE are truly hateful…

Oh God. Hiccoughs. (I like that spelling)

I often have half a day episodes. They make me tired.

I always mean to count my sneezes during a sneezing fit but I always lose track I don’t know what my personal best is. 30? 50?

We have so much Hair in the Air here. It’s disturbing.

All the girls and women have lots of hair.

Son-of-a-wrek and Hamza are at an age where hair is dropping at alarming rates.

3 dogs. 4 cats. With varying coats.

Hair! Long beautiful Hair!

Long straight curly fuzzy

Snaggy, shaggy, ratsy, matsy…

Causes too much sneezin’…

I’m moving. Any day now.