Hands off, motherfucker. She’s mine.
Yup, Miller pretty much nailed it with that description.
I mean the description of the stock photo issue, not the MILF-to-be scenario. Not that there’s anything wrong with MILF-to-bes.
Get it fucking straight, you NUMB NUTTED LOSER SKWIRL!!!
It’s M-to-beILF
Fuckin loserman can’t find a picture of that I’d bet, loserman.
Depends. Does Katie Holmes count?
Well, I…ah…I’m not sure what to say. I still don’t know anything about stock photography, but I’m becoming aware that Boo Boo Foo may very well be insane.
Yeah, well, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
I’m going to update this to m-2-b-ilf. I think I have that right…you know, with all the vomiting I do and such. 
Why am I picturing Ogren slowly backing away from this thread? Then again, I think we all are.