And don’t forget about the GU-11 coastal patrols
Hey! I went to A-school there, too! Man, we gotta talk…
We got a new boot ensign into NSGA Homestead (SoFlo, on the edge of the Everglades) once. He spent his fifth midwatch in a folding chair outside the Wullenweber array on satellite watch so we could synch up some of our communications gear. 
My God, that’s beautiful…
As a motorcycle parts guy, I used to ask people if they needed muffler bearings and power bands to fix up their old bikes. Always got the kids with those…
Fagjunk Theology: Not just for sodomite propagandists anymore.
Do me a favor wouldja? Go to the VF-211 avionics shop and borrow a tube of relative bearing grease.
The truly sadistic will call ahead and let the other shop in on the joke so they can set the poor S.O.B. to another shop, etc. etc.
Hey, buddy. I caught a sea bat. Wanna see it? It’s in this bucket. You have to bend over. Way over…
What, no mail bouy watch stories yet?
I ran outta shoreline. Sorry.