Stop abusing the "rolleyes" smiley

Stop abusing the rolls-eyes smiley? But he likes it!

Seriously, though, what other way do we have for expressing utter contempt for a ludicrous idea?

:rolleyes:

I think, and keep in mind I hate the goddamned smilies, the rolleyes serves a useful purpose, if only as a response to Handy. That’s all the effort responses to his posts deserve. Or require.

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

You mean, this isn’t the “hey, look back up at the previous posts” smiley?

I agree completely! There’s also a serious lack of use of the ;j smilie! I believe it further proves the anti-semetic behavior often exhibited on this message board!

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

Dang, that’s a silly topic for the pit.

lack of “;j”? why, i’ll correct that with my super-ultra-omega C&P powers!

HI-YAH!

;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j

there! danger is averted, and the pro-semetism of the boards is restored!

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Holy shit, Ender, that was hilarious. At last, the smiley gets some good use!

Jeez, saepiroth, none of our arachnophobic Dopers are ever gonna get to sleep tonight after viewing your post!
:wink:

Anybody else see the extra humor in someone with “peep” in their username appreciating Ender’s post? heh.

And was it just me, or did scrolling through saepiroth’s post make it look like all the H.O.J.M.s were flapping their curls and flying up the screen?

I need some sleep.

That’s not a spider, peepthis. It’s the :jew smilie.

I :rolleyes: don’t :rolleyes: think :rolleyes: I’ve :rolleyes: laughed :rolleyes: so :rolleyes: hard :rolleyes: at :rolleyes: a :rolleyes: thread :rolleyes: here :rolleyes: in :rolleyes: weeks :rolleyes:
[sub]psst-Ender, what is that supposed to be?[/sub]

Every time I see that goddamn smiley, I want to punch him in his teeth. Stupid smarmy asshole. Quit grinning at me.

You know how in 1984 O’Brien says the future will be a boot stamping on a face? Can we please make the face this guy?

The “rolleyes” smiley likes it when I abuse him. He’s a kinky little bastard. :rolleyes:

I have a dream. In my dream, the sniveling little rolleyes smilie gets its eyes glued into permanent stasis by this roguish smilie: ((|))))D~~~

Any suggestions for a name? I nominate “TT Boy.”

You guys crack me right the fuck up.

:smiley: (Take that, Munch!)

:rolleyes:Sarcasm, my friend: it won’t bite you if you just give it a chance. (And I even had a winking smiley in the post for the humor-impaired!)

Another reason I vote that the next smiley should be a WHOOSH! one…depicting a poster’s point going right over someone’s head.